Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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