weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Randomize
