My brain says no but my pants say off.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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