I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
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I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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