How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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