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I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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