dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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