Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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