Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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