Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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