why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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