Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
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We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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