He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
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my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
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So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
send nudes
from the living room?
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