that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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