One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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