I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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