HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
its liver damage thursday
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