Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
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I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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