google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
i think we sleep fucked last night...
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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