I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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