I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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