Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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