is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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