Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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