glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
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Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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