i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I skipped work to stalk him.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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