i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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