i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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