Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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