Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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