and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
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The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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