i don't plan on having that self control this summer
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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