My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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