this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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