I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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