I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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