She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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