Grow some girl-balls and come out already
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
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I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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