): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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