worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
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Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I need water and some morals
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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