I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
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