super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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