Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
