At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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