I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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