God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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