just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
ttyl tear gas
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She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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