I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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