the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
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I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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