I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
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Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
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The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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