Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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