My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
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I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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