When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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