so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
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I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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